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15 Insane Things That People Are Doing On Craigslist

NOVEMBER 11, 2015  —  By Tim Unkenholz  
Tim Unkenholz

Tim Unkenholz

Writer and stand up comedian in NY. Check out my monthly comedy show Roomie Raiders at the Creek and The Cave! @timunken

If you've ever had a desperate time in your life, you've probably visited Craigslist. Whether it be for a job, furniture, or even companionship, Craigslist is there to give you what you want. The only catch is that you have to interact with the biggest creeps on the planet.

Here are some of the creepiest ads that have ever been posted on Craigslist.

First of all, what did this guy drop off at her house? Secondly -- gross.

I can't imagine why this guy's wife was "not interested" in such a nice family heirloom.

I'm just glad he didn't show his penis.

Ah, the classic "your tattoo looks like a scrotum" line. It never fails.

This is how bad the economy has gotten.

Maybe he should've just written an ad for a sexy snowblower.

"Slip into ur cabin so you can make a monkey out of me" has never been a euphemism for anything and it never will be.

K. Are you advertising anything, or...?

The newspaper is for pooping, folks.

Craigslist voodoo is the darkest kind.

Nothing more attractive than a model who can pick her nose with her tongue.

I kind of want to hear Lou's side of the story.

To summarize: we were dressed similarly and I like Lil Jon (a lot).

This guy really wants you to tickle his ivories.

Are you...trying to kill him?

(via Complex, BuzzFeed)

Every once in a while, it's good to plunge into the vat of weirdness that is Craigslist...if only to reassure yourself that you're doing okay in life.