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Nerd Breaks Up A Fight On The Subway Using A Samurai Sword...Because Of Course

NOVEMBER 19, 2015  —  By Tim Unkenholz  
Tim Unkenholz

Tim Unkenholz

Writer and stand up comedian in NY. Check out my monthly comedy show Roomie Raiders at the Creek and The Cave! @timunken

Nothing ruins a commute more than a fight on public transportation, and one decidedly nerdy rail rider has clearly had enough. In Phoenix, two loud men started going off on each other, but this modern swordsman brandished his samurai sword to rid the world of their fury.


Let's just be clear: drawing weapons on fellow humans is never okay. That being said, my favorite part is when one guy reaches for the samurai sword and immediately realizes that it's a terrible idea. The bravado of those men had nothing on the strangeness of that sword-wielding super nerd.