Owning a home is a wonderful thing. It's also incredibly stressful and frustrating. If you hear creaks and cracks in the middle of the night, it might be because of a larger problem in your house, and now that you own it, you need to fix it.
When this homeowner heard scratching from beneath his floorboards, he decided to investigate. You'll be horrified by what he found.
If I ever found that in my house, I think I'd pass out or run as far as possible. Call an exterminator or something. That is just ridiculous, and I hope that never happens to anyone reading this.