It might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but Cabin John Regional Park's "Porky the Litter Eater" is probably the scariest thing about Rockville, Maryland.
Watch as this eternally hungry demon pig commands children to feed him trash with his creepy 1950s radio voice. Basically, this thing is so scary that it probably inspires kids to do the exact opposite of what it's telling them to do.video-player-present
You can hear a certain amount of exhaustion in Porky's voice when he talks about how he really doesn't want to eat bottles, as if every day for him is a fresh Hell. But that's okay, because he's being an adult about it and sharing his disdain with everyone else.