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Someone Thought That This Was A Good Thing To Put In A Park For Children

NOVEMBER 10, 2015  —  By Tim Unkenholz  
Tim Unkenholz

Tim Unkenholz

Writer and stand up comedian in NY. Check out my monthly comedy show Roomie Raiders at the Creek and The Cave! @timunken

It might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but Cabin John Regional Park's "Porky the Litter Eater" is probably the scariest thing about Rockville, Maryland.

Watch as this eternally hungry demon pig commands children to feed him trash with his creepy 1950s radio voice. Basically, this thing is so scary that it probably inspires kids to do the exact opposite of what it's telling them to do.


You can hear a certain amount of exhaustion in Porky's voice when he talks about how he really doesn't want to eat bottles, as if every day for him is a fresh Hell. But that's okay, because he's being an adult about it and sharing his disdain with everyone else.