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What Mosquitos Can Do With Their Proboscises Will Make You Hate Them Even More

NOVEMBER 17, 2015  —  By Tim Unkenholz  
Tim Unkenholz

Tim Unkenholz

Writer and stand up comedian in NY. Check out my monthly comedy show Roomie Raiders at the Creek and The Cave! @timunken

Everyone hates mosquitos, and they deserve our scorn. But you may not even know the full extent of their terror. Sure, mosquitos stick their proboscises into our skin and suck our blood, but did you know that these nasty appendages can actually locate our blood vessels?

You're not going to like this.


I've never claimed to be an animal expert, but mosquitos are clearly employing some kind of dark magic to find our blood vessels and ruin our summer nights. They should all be burned!