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If You Ever Think About Getting Iris Implants...Maybe Just Don't

OCTOBER 26, 2015  —  By Tim Unkenholz  
Tim Unkenholz

Tim Unkenholz

Writer and stand up comedian in NY. Check out my monthly comedy show Roomie Raiders at the Creek and The Cave! @timunken

Eyes are the windows to the soul, but some people pay hundreds of dollars to get those windows boarded up with silicone. While this procedure will turn the patient's iris the desired color, they might not be able to see out of those freshly painted eyes once the process is done.

These particular implants were done overseas, and the shoddiness of the surgery ultimately led to blindness. Watch as American surgeons try their best to restore this unlucky person's vision.

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It's unclear where exactly the patient got these implants in the first place. However, it's probably best to leave eye surgery to physicians who have to work under strict medical guidelines. Just a suggestion. Oh, and colored contacts are a thing, and they don't usually lead to blindness.

 

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