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Welcome To Australia, Where Even The Crocodiles Are Afraid Of Crocodiles

DECEMBER 4, 2015  —  By Tim Unkenholz  
Tim Unkenholz

Tim Unkenholz

Writer and stand up comedian in NY. Check out my monthly comedy show Roomie Raiders at the Creek and The Cave! @timunken

Proving yet again that Australia is basically Jurassic Park but with animals of our own time, Queensland National Parks shared horrifying photos of a crocodile eating another crocodile.

In a post in which they cutely remind visitors of the park of how dangerous crocs really are, they include pictures of what is clearly one crocodile getting bored of the standard killing-and-eating affair and having a go at cannibalism.

The folks at Queensland National Parks captured these terrifying photos of a croc playing with its food. Upon closer inspection, you realize that this is a special meal, because the beast is clearly feeding on its crocodilian cousin.

Some have pointed out that the crocodile being eaten is quite pale, leading them to believe that it was dead before the other croc decided to make it into a meal.

Regardless of the situation here, park officials hope that these pictures will give visitors a healthy scare.

Yeah...as cool as crocodiles are, let's all stay far away and let the professionals take these insane photos for us. It's not like the crocs need more food to play with.