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What They Found Covering The Walls Of A Bus Station Is Something Out Of A Horror Movie

NOVEMBER 27, 2015  —  By Tim Unkenholz  
Tim Unkenholz

Tim Unkenholz

Writer and stand up comedian in NY. Check out my monthly comedy show Roomie Raiders at the Creek and The Cave! @timunken

Breakups are hard, but when you start writing weird love letters to your ex, it's a good sign that you should probably move on. This guy skipped the pen and paper altogether. Instead, he opted to profess his love to a woman named Courtney McIntyre by writing on the walls of an English bus station using what we can only hope is his own blood.

She'll totally take you back when she sees this, dude.

Looks like Courtney needs to find a new route to work.

I think these might be crappy Avenged Sevenfold lyrics.

Oh, and there's more. So much more.

If you're going to write in blood, at least do it a bit more legibly.

Okay, this puddle is a tad worrisome. I hope that Courtney is still among the living.

I feel bad for anyone at the station who has to use this phone.

But ultimately, the only person we should feel bad for here is the guy who has to clean up this emo bullshit.

Gee, I wonder why Courtney left him. Love sucks, but one person's misfortune probably shouldn't affect hundreds of commuters. Here's my advice, dude: buy a bottle of scotch and drink it in the shower while listening to Adele's new album. That'll help you get over Courtney real fast!